How to Ride Your Human

One of my favorite things to do is to ride on Her shoulder. Here are a few tips for those of you who have yet to experience this wonderful bonding experience.

• Do get up high so that you can easily access the human shoulder
• Ensure that you have good claw traction, but don't press too hard
• Once you are up, direct the human to a window or some other area with good viewing opportunities
• If your human needs guided, start to increase claw pressure until you get desired results.
• When dismounting, use your claws aggressively - no accidents!

Well, that's it! I hopes you all try riding your humans and let me know how it goes.