Ramses duzn't come owt yet cuz him haz nevar been owt since hims horribul beginnings in life. I iz hoping once its all finished an kwiet arownd here maybe him will want to come play wiv us owtside.
Wat owr catio haz:
- screens to keep kittehs safe inside
- a tree wiv a birdfeeder an a dish of water owtside ware we can see it rill close up
- a cat-tree inside so we can get up high
- a fountain to mayk pritty noizes (I duzn't need anything basides birdie songs tho)
Here iz me an Bootsie an teh catio being rill happy:
Its a triple decker so we haz room for Rammy if he evar comes owt
What's that, a birdie?
Yesh! It is a birdie
Come closer birdie
Teh skreens on bottom are heavier kinds wat we can skratch wivowt braking
We haz pritty trees wat birdies like to play in all day long
This is teh life
It wuz werth wating for
I chirp at da birdies "eh eh eh'
Duzn't fly away lil birdies
See mai tale?
Life iz good in teh Old Pueblo