Ramses

I haz to would likes to introdoos mai new brofur. Hiz name iz Ramses an he iz almost 1 year old. He haz some Maine Coon an maybe Siamese too cuz he haz a pointy noze an he talks lots.  

Hiz arrival came az a complete shock to me. First She left us over teh holiday, then She iz only home one day an this kitten shows up.  Mr Boots an I were not happy abow this introoder, even tho She promised us we would like he.

Well, here iz teh story dat reskew ladee told us. Dis lady wuz walking in a field an she fownd a box an it wuz full of kittens. They kittens wuz covered in filth an had burns from teh amonia an infextions too.  But the kittens gotted reskewed an fixed up to be healthy an go to foster homes until they fownd furever homes. Can you imagine someone who could do such a thing?

Since he came I haz been keeping a close eye on this kitten. He's not dumb an he may be planning something nawty. 

I haz already caught Ramses playing wiv mai plague ratsies, as a matter of fact he iz playing wiv all of mai toys! He claims to come from a long line of royal cats but he better learn dat I iz teh Queen of mai domayne.  

Also, he iz not allowed to take over mai puter. I iz having to guard it sinse I caught him trying.

Mr Boots haz been his ushual grayshus self an buddy'd up to Ramses. He is akting like they iz frendz. But that kitten is skareded of me, so I know something isn't kwite rite. I shall continue to watch he until I figure owt wat hiz game iz.