I iz nawt a modelcat. I haz a dear furrend Daisy hoo iz a topcat model. Her iz gorjush of corss, an extreemly fotojenix. That meenz her looks grate in pikchurez an nows lots of pozes.
Well you iz probly aksing yerself, but Pandora iz so gorjush, why izn't her a modelcat? Well I thinks I haz menchuned preeveeyusly that I duz nawt care fur teh pawpawrazzi an they flashy box. It terns owt that modeling rekwires pozing in front of teh flashy box fur moar than sekonds at a time. Once I lerned this distressing fakt I new I wud nevar be a topcat model. An now I shows you wat happens wen teh pawpawrazzi strikes.
Herz lerned of sum stoopy hoomans thing called Inbread Cat meme an this iz wat went down this meowning: